Once I Start I Can Stop...Or Can't I?

Keep that title in mind when you ask me to do anything for you ever again. Now, put that aside and let me welcome you to the newly created blog of (______),or whatever you call me. There's so many names I don't keep track so you can imagine yourself writing that name into the blank above. Now to get started on explaining why I created this blog. Mostly out inspiration from Berti, Clay, and also the new blog of Armen Chang. I don't know Armen, I think his last name is longer, but his blog is cool and he has wicked facial hair. I enjoy reading their blogs and also taking their polls, but not because I'm procrastinating or anything, just because I save the homework for school (go figure) and their sarcastic memories just happen to be interesting when I'm bored at home. When I'm around people I'm crazy and hyper, but once I enter the home domain, all that ceases to exist. At home I lounge around, don't talk and do what my parents tell me to do, until I leave and become who most of you know me as. Now to state the beliefs of this blog because there are doubters out there:
1. No Thesaurus. Curbs the writers vocabulary (Thank you spell check)
2. Sarcasm and hateful words are not to be taken seriously based on the fact that their probably jokes and if you do, your to ignorant to understand. Or dumb.
3. You begin reading it, you will finish reading, and thou shall enjoy it.
4. "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour."
5. I stole that from the Ten Commandments.
6. God dammit, "You shall not steal."
7. Screw it, look: "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name."
8. Limited Swearing
9. Outside websites only used to brush up on the subject that I maybe talking about at the time.
10. Freedom or Right of: Equality, Religion, Speech, Race, Peaceful Assembly, Bear Arms, and VOTE.
I'm done. Read the blog. Enjoy it. Comment. Its, go time. JELLO