Studying for Finals

Lil Wayne was arrested on three felony drug charges early Wednesday. A search of the bus found nearly four ounces of marijuana, just over an ounce of cocaine, 41 grams of Ecstacy and miscellaneous drug paraphernalia. Also officials found a .40-caliber pistol registered to him.

This Week in Video

The much awaited for sequel to the sequel of David Blaine Street Magic:



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Go ahead kill the polar bears...Wait, one more hug

As the US plans to sell off "Polar Bear Land" in Alaska to the oil companies, I asked myself one question. How would I look in a nice, new, 100% fur, white jacket. The answer? Really good, but thats polar bear on me, so actually, really bad. (By the way, those are actual polar bears in the picture and guess what their signed reads: I don't know?)

But don't blame the polar bears, when gas prices sky rocket to $123 a gallon in 2008, (because they'll be extincted, but really when all the ice melts the polar bear will have already evolved in to some kind of monstrous sea bear). Also don't blame the religion extremists in the Middle East for blowing up and burning our oil, wait not ours, theres. Anyways the Middle East had their Golden Age 1000 years ago, when we (the Europeans) were running around killing ourselves over religion. So now we can watch them do the same while we experience our Golden Age. WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. Blame global warming for our oil problems. You can also blame global warming for all of the following:

Just repeat this sentence: I blame you, Global Warming, for...

...AIDS
The polar ice caps melting
Animal Extinction
Climate Change
The Cold War
The Civil War
The French-Indian War
The 100 Years war
The Crimean War
Ubezkistan
Techno
THE 70's
THE 80's
the Baby Boom
the Extinction of THE American Indians (not the new kind)
India's booming population
shoe factories
child labor laws
Communism
Border Disputes
Drugs
Famine
Free speech
genocide
dictatorships
Militant religions
Pollution
Meteors
Black Holes
Magic
The Rockie Mountains
Earthquakes
Zoo Tigers from Hell
Kenyan Runners
Radio activity
Teen Pregnancy
The Mississippi River
the Crayon Industry monopoly
Talking Polar bears
Hoosiers
Polar bears
Nickelback
Ann Coulter

I'm bored. What was I talking about again?

Was I Dead?

No I wasn't, I was merely looking for that lost hiker and that pregant military women.