Welcome to the Real World Northville

Welcome to, yes, the real world. Where racism and terrorism are not fantasy stories we read in the big fairy tale book called the news paper. But actually, -ism words that describes something that actually exists, that our once mighty bubble no longer protects us against. Now, Our...no...your...no...the...yes..."The" protective bubble of Northville is deflating as murderers find it necessary to use this beloved, charming town as a dumping ground for their bodies. The same bubble that destroys any bad weather, such as more than .03423 inches of snow from falling. (But schools feel bad so we have a "cold day"). Also the same bubble that numbs us from Michigan's poor economy, street violence and.......Global warming. Yes, global warming.

What was in that Bushwood pond again? A dead lady. Hey, what was on fire in that field? A dead man, oh and he was decapitated. Head still not found, those sick f--ks. (In my Limited Swearing Act I decree that "fuck" crosses the line, but "shit" does not.) As it deflates, one can only imagine if its our own fault. With incomes ranging to $90,000 dollars and above, land to build, and a budding diversity that expects nothing but the very best, it would be against the laws of nature not to raise spoiled children. The children that drive their new cars, don't have to scrape for gas money and probably don't have one conceptual idea that their texting bill is above $300. And with the money left over, one can't help but spend it on drugs and booze. And what do drugs attract? Crime. I blame the parents. The tight community that Northville has depicted with its traditions and quaint downtown have enticed these murderers that if they dump their shit here, they won't get caught. As we all know, the police haven't had this must action since...ever. They spend their days terrorizing us teenagers because its always "that time of the month" and they need their tickets. When I go on a five minute ride into downtown; is it necessary I see at least six police cars on the way? But whatever, its their job to protect us. So, I keep Northville as the town I reside in, my mailing address, and my school of graduation, but....... hometown, hardly. Am I bitching? You bet.