Writers Block... Finally Broken, Lets Review the News

"Pancho" (1996-2007)

Finally, this mental block that I have endured for about the past five days has passed, but not before weakening my creativity. So for a recovery post I'm going to talk about the news...and my Tuesday. Yes, the boring, old news and my life.

1. Today, police arrested two teenagers in the murder of that guy that was found in Northville. They also found his car, head and other limbs. Police suspected that the killing was over drug money but later found out that this was a "thrill kill" and that it was premeditated. The kids were 18 and 17. One being a drop out and the other still in school.

How this affects me: Well listening to my mom telling me these kids are mentally messed up and its all those violent video games faults, (oh god no more madden) I can't help but reject that and blame the drugs. The non-dropout kid looked like he would like puppies and kittens, but I guess I'm wrong. Now these kids are likely going to die in prison. But, I don't believe it was a "thrill kill." They were seriously toked up. Drugs wreck you. Don't do them. Just ask Charles Rogers and Ricky Williams. Can't find them? Just light a blunt and they will come crawling.

2. Florida robbery suspect fleeing police jumps into a retention pond only to be eaten by an alligator.

How this affects me: Well it doesn't, it just teaches me a dumb ass way to die fleeing police. Not that I would ever flee the police or be eaten by an alligator. They evetnually caught and killed the alligator.

Oh and the alligators name was Pancho. A respectable, man-eating alligator name.

3. New York police riddle a man with bullets, killing him, because they thought he had a gun. It turned out to be a hair brush.

How this affects me: When the police say to stop, I'm going to stop.(Especially when they blind you with light, go off-road, play 20-questions with you and draw what ever weapon they may have on kids that are just trying to get home on time, acting like were the leading drug dealers of Southwest Michigan. *ahem Ward Church. Northville. *ahem

4. On happier news, global warming is real, not an Al Gore hunting trip. The polar bears actually drowned!?

5. Bear Grylls opened his new season of Man vs. Wild. Surprisingly he was actually filmed in the wild, not in the Hilton shower, with the lights-off, telling me that hes trying to sleep in a heavy downpour.

Now my Tuesday. Well any day of the month that is the thirteenth, is usually a bad day for me so naturally I woke up and did my A.P. Euro and Math homework. Only to finish the math in A.P. Euro, attempt my English in math, and do my chemistry in english. Leaving chemistry for me to lay with my face down, staring at the desk. That would bring us to the topic of Mrs. Vala who not only took my phone last Friday (why I was grading papers for her) but gave me back my test that was a 112 out of 200. Save your time, its a 56% and gives me Da Big D in her class. But torwards the end of chemistry my life gradually got better as I got a 24 out of 25 on the quiz and mangaed to get back on Mrs. Valas good side. Like I was ever off it. But I promise the next posts will be more intresting and less depressing.